Dear Literary Crush

Dear Gilbert Blythe,

I wanted you to know that you were my first literary crush. I don’t remember much about you. I think you liked to pull Anne’s hair. That wasn’t very nice of you, but you can pull my hair any time you like. I’ll even put it in pigtails for you.

xoxo

Coffee & Wizards

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Dear Draco Malfoy,

I don’t like you in the books. You’re a…bloodist. Also a coward. Also you look like a rat. Though, I don’t blame you. Your dad was kind of a dick, so it’s really not that surprising.

I prefer the fanfiction version of you. And the movie version. I like to pretend you going over to the good side is canon even if it was cut out. Given the chance, I think you could’ve been so much more than a secondary foil.

xoxo

Coffee & Wizards

P.S. You were totally in love with Hermione, weren’t you? Should have made your move, buddy. She totally loved you too.

P.P.S. If you ever get over your anti-muggle thing, give me a call.

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Dear Augustus Waters,

I fell in love with you on page 53 of The Fault in our Stars even though I didn’t want to. I’m not going to pull a Darcy and list all the reasons why I fought against the attraction. I have nothing against your circumstances or your family. I do have one issue though, and that is you are a love interest in a John Green novel and John Green is rarely kind to his love interests. I mean, TFIOS could pull an Abundance of Katherines, but I doubt it. I’m foreseeing more of an abundance of tears when this goes the way of Looking for Alaska. I’m scared to continue reading about you to be honest.

Please don’t die. For me.

xoxo

Coffee & Wizards

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Dear readers of this blog,

 Who are YOUR literary crushes? Let me know in the comments or write your own literary crush letter!

Thanks for reading. You guys are the greatest. <33

xoxo

Coffee & Wizards

P.S. Please don’t spoil me for TFIOS or I will hate you forever and I really don’t want to hate you forever.